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Carolindica Hoodies- Spaceman Smiley

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Printed on top quality fabric, these feature a front and back design, and even a custom embroidered sleeve.

Spaceman Smiley crashed through the Carolindica roof in December 2022, and although most of his ship was destroyed in the crash (and some of our gummies too), we could deduce one thing about his origins: Spaceman Smiley is not from this planet! In fact, before he tried our Delta-8 gummies, he wasn’t very “Smiley” either. Featured on the front of the sweatshirt is Smiley’s profile before and after our sampling our brilliant products. Snarling and running around, we only had one weapon close at hand—a boiling pot of 250 degree gummies—and it was this that we poured on him. Seemingly, his reptilian form is adapted to heat, as he was unharmed. Some onlookers swear he is a dragon, the way he lapped up the boiling hot gummy pooled around him. This was enough to douse his anger, though, and within a few hours of consuming his gummies the Spaceman fully integrated into Carolindica society. This Spaceman Smiley Hoodie honors the one week anniversary of that fateful day our new best friend joined us. Research into Smiley’s origins is ongoing, but an early attempt to read salvaged data from his spacecraft yields good results. A team of linguists has found a possible translation, sparking rumors that Smiley (before donning his grin) was a bounty hunter from a distant space-kingdom, sent to find and bring back the best Delta-8 in the universe. If these are true, it seems ours is so good he turned from his devilish ways and is here to stay! We couldn’t be happier with our new Spaceman buddy; stay tuned for the next episode in the Smiley Chronicles. Size Range: Small-3XL Color Options: Black/White
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Check out the latest Carolindica’s release in our apparel lineup, and stay warm with our Hoodies! Printed on top quality fabric, these feature a front and back design, and even a custom embroidered sleeve. Designed to last a lifetime.

 

Spaceman Smiley crashed through the Carolindica roof in December 2022, and although most of his ship was destroyed in the crash (and some of our gummies too), we could deduce one thing about his origins: Spaceman Smiley is not from this planet! In fact, before he tried our Delta-8 gummies, he wasn’t very “Smiley” either. Featured on the front of the sweatshirt is Smiley’s profile before and after our sampling our brilliant products. Snarling and running around, we only had one weapon close at hand—a boiling pot of 250 degree gummies—and it was this that we poured on him. Seemingly, his reptilian form is adapted to heat, as he was unharmed. Some onlookers swear he is a dragon, the way he lapped up the boiling hot gummy pooled around him. This was enough to douse his anger, though, and within a few hours of consuming his gummies the Spaceman fully integrated into Carolindica society.

This Spaceman Smiley Hoodie honors the one week anniversary of that fateful day our new best friend joined us. Research into Smiley’s origins is ongoing, but an early attempt to read salvaged data from his spacecraft yields good results. A team of linguists has found a possible translation, sparking rumors that Smiley (before donning his grin) was a bounty hunter from a distant space-kingdom, sent to find and bring back the best Delta-8 in the universe. If these are true, it seems ours is so good he turned from his devilish ways and is here to stay! We couldn’t be happier with our new Spaceman buddy; stay tuned for the next episode in the Smiley Chronicles.

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